轉貼---好可怕的英文(英文好的人請自行翻譯!)

有趣！

我的翻譯 When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 當你仔細看著我時 你將一見鍾情 I call Li big great. Toyear 25 我叫李大偉 看來我英文不太好 所以才有辦法做如此傳神的翻譯

好想按讚喔 !! 可以轉貼嗎 ?

好好笑 我也想轉貼給我的朋友笑一下

讚!! 借我轉貼 ^^

I call Li big great. Toyear 25 我叫李大偉 今年25歲 today 是今天 真的很高招.中國人是倉頡造字 您爹地是...

我突然發現我英文的閱讀能力真的很不錯...

Dear wang little sister: 親愛的王小姐: From see you one eye, I shit love you. 我一見到妳就愛上了妳。 Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. 我為妳生，為妳死 Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 俯仰之間都為妳 Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. 或許妳不記得我，沒關係 When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 當妳正眼看著我，妳就會對我一見鐘情 I think l should introduce myself to you. 我想我應該介紹一下我自己 I call Li big great. Toyear 25 我叫李大偉，今年25歲 My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 我家有四口人--爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟 I am a good man, in a big company work. 我是個善良正直的人，在大公司工作 I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to Protect you. 我每天做早操鍛練身體，所以可以保護妳 Please come to eat and sleep with me, 請與我共渡餘生 or I will cut my hair to be a monk, 否則我只有削髮為僧 and find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 從此遁入空門，木魚青燈過一生! Like Your people 你的仰慕者 p.s. 以前也有Google翻譯軟體嗎? (原作者於 2012-06-09 19:19:31 重新編輯過) (原作者於 2012-06-09 19:21:17 重新編輯過)

哈哈哈~版媽的爸爸真是很有gut呢！ 怪不得令堂會被吸引共渡一生！ 相信你們的家庭一定是充滿幸福的氣氛！ maggie2：妳的翻譯也太美了吧~好棒的文筆！